I wish my AI really understood me,
my AI simply decides methinks too cleverly
that I'm Ann Drew Wayland or And Rue Whalen,
despite my ever better performing pronunciation.

Then when my AI re-edits my transcripts,
he, or she, more likely they chooses to strip,
away my grammatically perfect punctuation,
whilst misgarbling my refined words yet again.

So please don't download,
those AI's generated captions,
created for my poetry video,
because you'll find you'll be...

back in the age of punched cards,
altering words by hand to hand combat,
retyping each to form letter by letter.
Only Gutenberg could love my AI more than me.