I was burgled this week. After some thought, I’ve decided that the burglar and I cannot live together any more no way never ever.
Small change was borrowed and not returned. We haven’t been able to talk about this yet.
And a can opener and some men’s toiletries have disappeared. And I’m sensing a growing distance between us sadly.
Food also was taken from the pantry. I’m not sure if you will pay this back or buy me equivalent food. I’m still waiting on your word.
Some speakers and a cordless phone have been disappeared. Perhaps you’ve turned this into funds for as yet unspecified debts. But we’re not talking about this at all.
And I think that’s it I’m afraid.
If you do decide to come back, here are some suggestions.
If you do borrow things from me and not return them, do make sure that somebody else apart from you benefits. I can live with that actually.
Oh and about the food, I have vegetable seeds. Take them, plant them, grow them, keep some and give the surplus to the needy.